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i'm a bit of a dork.
50% photographer, 50% linguist.
50% photosynthesizing, 50% eighteen-year-old.
the end. :)
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tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow

pizza:

an epic trilogy

montypythonandtheholyblog:

we ride together

we die together

taliabobalia:

freyjas:

dungeonsanddamsels:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby

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now it is the cover of the great gatsby

Nick:
Oh you're Mr Gatsby?
Gatsby:
Old sport I might be.

watchtheskytonight:

skateon-and-keepcalm:

sexcouture:

mymymycroft:

catch-thecumbersnitch:

shut-up-merlin:

laughingsquid:

Where they make the Tumblr

LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT

the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired

ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG

I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this

I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks

I want to work at tumblr okay

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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memewhore:

vermidian:

frosted-buttz:


How People on the East Coast Prepare for a Blizzard

accurate beyond belief 

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

I peed a little…

(Source: thedailywhat)

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

kylobe:

sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

nikibee1:

Will Smith is totally the parent that loves to embarrass his children. I love it. 

(Source: jessidays)

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